observations from the ladies room

things i've noticed in the public restroom lately:

- the care instructions in the back of my hanes says "machine wash warm. do not iron." seriously. just in case you were thinking about it, do not iron these underwear. seriously. anyone out there ironing their underwear???? i'm lucky if my pants get ironed in my mad, i'm-running-late-again dash to work in the morning.

- women have a high propensity for talking to each other while in the stalls. i'm all for friendliness ladies, but it's slightly uncomfortable having a conversation while my pants are down to my knees. so, unless you're family, let's talk while we wash our hands.

- and speaking of washing hands...please, i'm begging, if you're a non-handwasher; first, gross, wash your hands!!! and second, at least pretend to wash them when you're in there with another person. and another small point, just running water over them for 1.3 seconds with no soap is really quite pointless. don't even bother. p.s. i'm never going to take the pen that you offer me when i'm trying to fill out that inter-office envelope. thanks anyway.


miz fuhrell said...

let's not forget the ever-important courtesy flush. I'm amazed how many WOMEN stink up the joint like some backwater sewer or - even worse - seem to be as aim-less as little boys.


michelle said...

oh YES, so yucky...on both things. it's amazing that i actually walk in there all things considered.

Amber Mc said...

But what about "Have a Happy Period" on your Always brand pad? I snorted out loud when I noticed that.